This trichome-saturated hybrid from Dungeon’s Vault Genetics is a terpene-heavy cross of Candyland x Grandpa’s Breath that will pique your interest by the look of the flower alone. Popcorn shaped buds frosted in white crystalline trichomes, with bright orange hairs cascading through varying hues of purple and emerald green leaves. This strain is a sugary kief factory. Resinous buds that look like they’ve been dipped in snow will put this on any connoisseur’s short list. Smooth on the inhale, light notes of apricot with a harsh sour earthiness on the exhale. Its aroma is hard to pin down: herbal, earth, musk, and tropical fruit all dance together, evincing more of a fruity sweetness when burned.

The cerebral effect of False Teeth is modest. It won’t smack you with a head buzz, but the body effects will creep in and lull you into a calming reflection that will not leave you dazed. A mellow cerebral high that will help alleviate stress and deliver couch-lock without the deep introspection, this strain has shown great promise in potentially treating chronic pain, stress, and anxiety. Great for movie watching or a nice relaxing evening at home with the spouse.